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futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

(to Ian McKellan) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

(Source: princeoberynmartell)

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)

You do a lot of door-busting…

(Source: luvindowney)

charlesmachiavelli:

jennerallydrawing:

I’m not super great at gif-ing things, but here you guys go!

"I’m not super great", proceeds to be super great. -_-

charlesmachiavelli:

jennerallydrawing:

I’m not super great at gif-ing things, but here you guys go!

"I’m not super great", proceeds to be super great. -_-

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(Source: zennmaister)

(Source: icelands-fridge)

(Source: talesofmiddlearth)

whoaitsreemii:

The accuracy of this statement…

whoaitsreemii:

The accuracy of this statement…